violentwavesofemotion:

“She looked like a mermaid perched on a rock;”

— Margaret Atwood, from “The Edible Woman,” first published c. 1989

soloveitchik:

Some customer bought a ton of 5 hour energies and all I could think of was that tweet saying: “at some point you need to grow up and just do cocaine.”

acharliebrownchristmas:

Human beings be like I must create something or i will kill myself

mechacop:

Me to aesthetic bloggers

big-gay-mike:

tokoshi:

my therapist: so how are you doing today?

me:

Is your therapist washing you?

1bbibbi:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BmvsjJyB1oX/

enbyofdionysos:

zforzelma:

You didn’t have to go to all that trouble but I appreciate the gesture.

I appreciate the jester.

tacchi-mi:

The most homophobic thing Nintendo’s ever done is when they made Mario say “buh-bye” in the DS Mario 64 remake instead of “so long gay bowser”

emoceanman:

me: is fine being single, understands i am still capable of love, is in no rush, doesn’t like relationships that much

stupid brain: